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Chapter 214: Breaking the Standstill; A Well-Timed Gift 2

Chapter 214 · Translation · English

Original language: Chinese.

Hua Cheng hadn’t even walked over before Xie Lian had already forcefully glomped over.

This was a powerful glomp, and Hua Cheng actually wasn’t pushed back for a few steps by the

force, not even a wobble. He only placed his hands on Xie Lian’s back, chuckling lightly without

speaking. Xie Lian was just feeling cheered when he suddenly remembered another thing and

quickly said, “Wait, San Lang! The Empe… Jun Wu is quite wary of you, and you should’ve

been guarding the human array at the royal capital. He must’ve sent eyes down to watch you,

so if you vanished all of a sudden, wouldn’t he notice? Besides, is it really alright for the Wind

Master to be guarding the array by himself?”

However, Hua Cheng replied, “Don’t worry, gege, that’s already been taken cared of. No flaws

will be exposed for the moment.”

Xie Lian figured he probably blocked the eyes Jun Wu sent or left a clone down below, so he

didn’t press for more on how things were taken cared of. Just then, Hua Cheng remarked

leisurely, “It seems, gege really missed me very much.”

“…”

Xie Lian remembered the messed up, inadmissible words they exchanged through spiritual

communication in front of Jun Wu, then noticed how he himself was currently holding Hua

Cheng tight, not letting go, and he immediately loosened his grip, straightening himself, and

replied with a schooled voice, “…En, en. You said we needed to enlist the help of someone, so

that someone was Lord Rain Master.”

Hua Cheng smiled at him cheerfully, “Correct. The Rain Master has been in the lower realms for

years, and just so happened to be roused by the opening of Mount TongLu. To return to the

heavens to check things out is perfectly logical. And, if Jun Wu refuses to allow her up without

proper reasons, the Rain Master would no doubt notice things amiss. So, of course he had to let

her come back up. Gege, don’t worry, it’s fine, you can keep holding me like that, I don’t mind.”

Xie Lian softly cleared his throat, “No, it’s alright, thank you…But why can’t he do anything to

the Rain Master?”

“Gege might not know this. The Rain Master is a heavenly official who manages agriculture.

This godly position might seem dreary on the surface without any major benefits, so most aren’t

interested, but it’s actually quite unique, Currently, there’s only Yu Shi Huang who is a heavenly

official that manages agriculture.

Xie Lian mused and deduced the intricate reasons. Hua Cheng continued, “If the Rain Master

was killed directly, and a better heavenly official couldn’t be found to replace her, the people put

food above all else; if agriculture isn’t running smoothly, the world will be thrown into chaos. You

don’t let people eat, people won’t give you a job. Besides being displeased with the Rain

Master, the people of the world might also begin to be dissatisfied with the great god above Rain

Master’s head, which means, if he wasn’t careful the fire can burn all the way onto him. If things

aren’t controlled adequately, it might incur riots to topple gods.

Which was to desecrate his temples and topple his divine statues, just as what the people of

XianLe did once.

Hua Cheng added, “On top of that, the Rain Master doesn’t establish temples or shrines, hasn’t

resided in the Heavenly Capital for years, and has no desire to be promoted, so there isn’t really

anything to hold against her with. Externally, it’s hard for him to find a proper reason to banish

the Rain Master so it’s difficult to make a move; internally, his position can remain stable so long

as the Rain Master continues to manage agriculture, so, he would keep up the pretense for as

long as he can. Deceive her first, and decide what to do after should the truth come out.”

Xie Lian was relieved, “I see, thank goodness, that was close. That Lord Rain Master would

help really is coming to aid in a time of need. Hopefully her acting is extraordinary. Oh by the

way, we must go find Guoshi first! There are many things that I must ask him to get proper

answers.”

The two didn’t dally any longer and sped out of the Palace of XianLe. The moment Xie Lian

crossed over the threshold he was startled by the row of guards watching the entrance, and was

just about to whip them out with RuoYe when he noticed each of them were like wooden dolls,

and not just in posture, but even their expressions didn’t change. They were all petrified by Hua

Cheng.

As they went, Hua Cheng’s vambraces shimmered silver, transforming into silver butterflies, and

they gradually lost colour, hiding into the air. There were probably hundreds of thousands of

wraith butterflies by now that were dispersed throughout the Heavenly Capital. Along the way,

they’d suddenly go up or go down, abruptly hide or appear, perfectly dodging every patrolling

guard.

Hiding in an alley while watching troops of patrolling guards stomp by, Hua Cheng said standing

next to Xie Lian, “After this stretch, we’ll take the path above.”

Xie Lian nodded and leapt onto the roof following Hua Cheng. The two fled across the roofs one

after the other, leaving no traces behind. A short while later, Xie Lian dropped onto the edge of

an eave and abruptly stopped, looking back at Hua Cheng seeming to be pensive.

Seeing him stilled, Hua Cheng also stopped, “What is it? Have you noticed something?”

Xie Lian frowned slightly and nodded, and said pensively, “No. It’s just, it feels like this scene

had played somewhere else before…”

Before he finished, Hua Cheng suddenly hugged his waist. The next moment, the two ‘fell’ from

the rooftop.

Xie Lian only felt the world spin, going topsy turvy, his bamboo hat slipping off from his back,

about the fall to the ground, and he swiftly and lightly snatched it back. Meanwhile. Hua Cheng

held him in his embrace as the two hung upside down down the eaves of some roof while above

them, something pata-pata crawled past rapidly.

Xie Lian was no stranger to that sound – it was the sound of the fetus spirit crawling!

Who knows whether if it was patrolling in a showy manner or what. Just then, another voice

came from below, “Cuo Cuo, Cuo Cuo?”

Jian Lan!

Xie Lian cried “oh no!” in his head. That fetus spirit was still on top of the roof, and if Jian Lan

was to walk over from below, wouldn’t they be discovered? Xie Lian couldn’t be sure what Jian

Lan’s reaction would be, whether if she’d still be grateful for Hua Cheng saving her life or if she

would yell to alert people.

Those light and hurried steps were coming closer and closer and was just about to turn the

corner when thankfully, right then, that fetus spirit finally jumped down the other side of the roof.

The two immediately flipped over and hopped on top of the building. Xie Lian let out a breath of

relief.

When Jian Lan peeked out from the corner of the wall and saw her son who had jumped onto

the ground, she’d also let out a breath of relief and came out, “Cuo Cruo! Don’t run around

randomly, this is a strange and unfamiliar place, rather scary, if you ran off and disappeared,

mom won’t even know where to go to find out… why did you come here?!”

She casually glanced around and saw the establishment plaque of this palace, and backed

away a couple steps. It was only after seeing this reaction that Xie Lian remembered that the

golden palace beneath their feet seemed to be the Palace of Nan Yang.

Which meant, Feng Xin was currently locked inside here!

Jian Lan must also know this, and her face twitched lightly. A moment later, she looked down to

scold that fetus spirit, “What are you doing coming here?!”

However, that fetus spirit was hugging something white and chunky, “crunch crunch” like it was

gnawing at it. Jian Lan then yelled at it, “What’s that? What are you blindly eating? Spit it out!”

Xie Lian looked closely and discovered that was a solid, big white radish, and didn’t know

whether to laugh or cry. No need for her to say anything, that fetus spirit obviously also thought

it didn’t taste good, and p-tui p-tui, spat the radish forcefully out, shrieking as he did so, like it

was throwing a tantrum. Jian Lan instantly went up to cradle it, coaxing, “Okay okay okay, Cuo

Cuo is a good boy, if it doesn’t taste good then just don’t eat it anymore. Only poor bastards and

silly gods like to eat those things, we don’t eat those.”

Only a birth mother could cradle such a deformed and horrifying creature in her arms and still

comfort it in a gentle voice. That fetus spirit wiggled is chubby white body in her arms and

purred happily. Xie Lian watched this scene play out and a sudden inexplicable sympathy grew

in his heart, but he was also puzzled, “How is there such a large white radish in the Heavenly

Capital?”

Hua Cheng raised his brows and replied, “Gege, have you forgotten? It’s the gifts grown from

the earth, the souvenirs the Rain Master brought you.”

“…”

So that was the present the Rain Master gifted him!

Xie Lian tried to imagine what Jun Wu’s face would look like when he opened that wooden box

to see it was a giant white radish, but it was impossible to imagine, his attempt a failure. It

appeared that after Jun Wu had finished inspecting the gift and determined it to be nothing

suspicious, he casted the giant white radish off to feed this fetus spirit.

It was practically like feeding a dog.

At first after that fetus spirit had spat it out, it kicked that giant white radish away in disgust, but

after hearing Jian Lan’s words, it seemed to be pensive, then leapt out of its mother’s embrace,

hopping over and picked it up with its mouth before hopping into the palace. If Xie Lian didn’t

look closely, it did look like a smooth skinned, hairless white dog. Jian Lan called out, “DON’T

GO IN! THAT’S…”

The soldiers guarding before the Palace of Nan Yang were probably informed by Jun Wu

beforehand that this fetus spirit was his pet or hunting dog, and they didn’t blink nor did they

stop it. Without any choice, Jian Lan could only follow it inside. That fetus spirit seemed to be

harbouring deep animosity towards Feng Xin, and Xie Lian was worried that it would cause

harm to Feng Xin. He turned his head, “San Lang?”

On the tip of Hua Cheng’s fingertip rested a transparent butterfly, “A wraith butterfly is already

perched on her person.”

Xie Lian nodded, and the two monitored the situation inside the Palace of Nan Yang. They saw

Jian Lan was bent low, sneakily slipping into the palace as if she didn’t want anyone to discover

her, and she whispered, “Cuo Cuo–”

However, it was impossible not to be discovered. That fetus spirit hopped into the main hall, and

there was one man meditating in the main hall. He blinked open his eyes and they met hers,

both of them taken aback.

Feng Xin was stunned first then delighted, rising to his feet, “Jian Lan! Why have you come?

Are you alright? You’ve come just in time, help me…”

Just then, that fetus spirit suddenly started howling, jumping between the two, spitting that giant

white radish onto the ground, and kicked it forcefully with its back legs. That giant white radish

with a few bites missing was sent flying and smacked squarely on Feng Xin’s face, creating a

big DONG! Noise!

After it kicked the radish it was also feeling rather proud and pleased, crying WAH-LAH!

Randomly, cackling evilly, as if it was waiting for its mother to praise itself. Feng Xin was almost

knocked out by this thing, and a line of blood instantly streamed down from his nose. He wiped

it away and yelled angrily, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STAY STILL, WILL YOU!”

He was fierce, but that fetus spirit was even more ferocious, and screeched at him while

slithering its tongue. Feng Xin took a sharp step forward, ready to grab for him, but got his arm

bitten by its wide, bloody mouth, and couldn’t get rid of it no matter how hard he tossed his arm.

This familiar scene was both horrifying and hilarious, and when Feng Xin couldn’t be rid of it no

matter what, he was even more outraged, “WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A BEATING?? WHAT THE HELL!”

Jian Lan had snapped out of it too and cried, “STOP! WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO YELL

AND BEAT HIM??”

To be yelled out, Feng Xin was startled, and half of his spirit diminished as he argued, “He… he

recognized a crook for a father!! Why would he be on Jun Wu’s side… How did he turn out like

this??”

Jian Lan clicked her tongue, “How? Isn’t it because of you?! “It’s the father’s fault for only raising

without educating”*, if it wasn’t you slacking off on your duty as the father, would your own son

be dug out from his mother’s womb to be made into something like this? WHAT THE HELL?

THE HELL YOU GAVE LIFE TO!”

With every reproach Feng Xin backed a step, and his voice also diminished greatly, “But… but I

didn’t know about this at all. And at the time, it was you who told me to scram…”

“HA!” Jian Lan exclaimed, “I told you to scram to help you! You come to this bitch’s bedside

everyday with that godforsaken gloominess, you think I don’t know what you’re thinking?? You

had to serve that crown prince of yours and collect enough money to redeem my freedom at the

same time, you were battered and bruised, tired and annoyed! You were too embarrassed to

just toss your sleeve and leave, then I might as well send you off!”

“I was very tired at the time!” Feng Xin cried, “But I was never annoyed with you! I wanted to

redeem you!”

Jian Lan jabbed at his chest, “PLEASE! Redemption, redemption, you knew very well in your

heart whether if you could actually redeem the price tag of this bitch with the meagre skills you

had back then! You’d wish you could split every penny in half and spend it as double everyday,

going on the streets each day to busk and still had to go back to pay your respects to your

crown prince and your ol’ emperor, it’s already pretty good that I didn’t throw myself at you to

add to your burdens. Expecting you to redeem my freedom? WHAT A DREAM!”

“You didn’t say this at the beginning, we’ve even made promises! I always keep my words…”

Jian Lan cut him off, “There’s plenty of promises, swears, and oaths out there, but think a bit for

yourself, what have you given me, huh? Other than that golden belt, oh, wait, it was ONLY that

golden belt, and you even exhorted over and over never to sell it!”

Feng Xin had been backing step after step by her jabbing, his expression both stiff and shamed.

The more Jian Lan spoke the angrier she became, “OR, did you mean that godforsaken

protection charm? My heart must’ve been smeared with pig’s grease to believe that shitty

protection charm could protect anyone! There was barely any good luck, BUT THERE SURE

WAS A SHIT TON OF BAD LUCK! YOU, had less and less money, but your temper was bigger

and bigger, what was I to do if I didn’t let you go, HUH? TORMENT YOU TO DEATH THIS

WAY?? TORMENT YOU TO THE POINT WHERE YOU’D COMPLAIN ABOUT ME HATE ME

ANNOYED WITH ME AND NO LONGER WANTED TO SEE ME EVER AGAIN??”

“…”

It wasn’t just Feng Xin, even Xie Lian who was currently above the Palace of Nan Yang didn’t

know what to say anymore.

So this was how it was.

Xie Lian recalled many things. The early morning departures and late night returns of back then,

the exhausted Feng Xin, the randomly happy, randomly depressed Feng Xing, and the Feng Xin

who tried once to borrow money from Xie Lian with great difficulty.

The insignificant unusual gestures suddenly all had an explanation.

Feng Xin was Xie Lian’s servant, his good friend, but not his slave. He could’ve built his own

home, had his own family, and he had actually already met those people, but the encounter just

had to be during Xie Lian’s first banishment, the toughest days they suffered back then.

At the time, Xie Lian was having trouble surviving himself, so how could he possibly have

noticed those details.

He was suffering, Feng Xin was also suffering. Everyone was suffering. And in the end, the two

finally couldn’t keep it going. Perhaps, Jian Lan had long foreseen this ending.

But, even if it was during that period of time, Feng Xin still did his utmost to try and support him.

He’d even gifted Jian Lan his protection charms that no one cared for anymore, and told her that

this thing could grant good luck, which was why Jian Lan would carefully put it away, tucking it in

the little robes of the unborn child.

Of course, in the end, it was proven that that protection charm didn’t bring them any good

fortunate at all.

Jian Lan looked as if she said things she shouldn’t have, and picked up the fetus spirit on the

ground in a hurry turning to leave. Feng Xin called out, “JIAN LAN!!!”

He pulled at his hair, and actually looked to be at a loss, sighing and lamenting.

“Come… come back.” Feng Xin begged, “I’m still… Sigh, I still feel I, I… I want to take care of

both of you. I should take care of both of you. I have a duty, I’ve promised you.”

Jian Lan turned around and stared at him intently for a moment, tightening the hug of the fetus

spirit in her arms, and humphed, “No need. I know, you’re disgusted with this son of yours. It’s

nothing but some demonic creature in your eyes. It’s fine, I’m not disgusted.”

Feng Xin finally came back to his senses and countered, “I’M NOT DISGUSTED!”

“Then how come you’re so mean to him every time?” Jian Lan questioned, “Can you really take

him for your own son?”

“As long as it can return to the right path, how can I not?” Feng Xin replied.

Jian Lan sneered, “Then let me ask you again: you’re a heavenly official, do you dare to

recognize it as your son?”

Feng Xin was taken aback.

This reaction was natural. That fetus spirit clung in its mother’s arms, baring its teeth and

growling at him, like it was an ugly, poisonous vermin that wasn’t fully grown, or perhaps like a

crippled baby savage beast, but either way it was not human.

What kind of heavenly official would dare admit to such an affair? To recognize such a demonic

creature as their own son? This was definitely a giant stain, and his worshippers, his merits, his

reputation, would all be greatly affected!

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